V-D Day

by Bradley Stern

Filed in: Britney Spears, Kylie Minogue, Madonna, Saint Etienne


Happy Valentine’s Day, Muusers!

On this Holiest of Days, let us reflect upon to the timeless words of former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, who I believe once said: “Two hearts are beating together, I’m in love (ah-woo), I’m in love (ah-woo).”

As a reminder…Please, please, please don’t do anything stupid tonight. If we’re to learn anything from our celebrity brethren, it is the value and sanctity of the almighty safety word. Myself? I like “Cantaloupe.”

(Note: Not to be confused with the phrase “Can’t Elope,” a signal to slowly rise up from your kneeling position and return the ring still hidden in your left pocket tomorrow. She totally wasn’t the one for you, anyway. I mean, honestly…Who smells that way in the morning?)

Okay, that’s it. Have fun!

Oh, and if you haven’t already, send an e-mail to me at muumuse@gmail.com with the subject line “I Love Mariah!” to enter the MuuMuse Loves Mariah contest for her new album, The Ballads! You’ve got til’ midnight, bitches.

Much love, amor, and voulez-vous coucher avec moi to you all.

AND DON’T FORGET TO VOTE FOR ME.

DL: Saint Etienne – Method of Modern Love (Richard X Join Our Clique Remix) (Sharebee)
DL: Kylie Minogue – The One (Freemasons Remix) (Sharebee)
DL: Britney Spears – And Then We Kiss (Junkie XL Remix) (Sharebee)
DL: Madonna – Love Profusion (Ralphi Rosario House Mix) (Sharebee)

6 comments

1 Proud East Coast Liberal { 02.14.09 at 2:28 pm }

Weren’t those lyrics in a Kylie song as well?

“Two hearts are beating together, I’m in love, I’m in love.”

It is always nicer to hear something from Kylie over Condi – LOL

Happy V Day!!

2 AutomaticTLC { 02.14.09 at 2:33 pm }

Condi’s album must’ve been shelved faster than Kylie’s Jazz album.

3 bernin { 02.14.09 at 2:37 pm }

great post. thanks for the saint etienne remix!

4 Proud East Coast Liberal { 02.14.09 at 5:04 pm }

My first downloads from your site. I downloaded all 4 and LOVE EM ALL!!! Thanks MuuMuse. Hoping you have a nice VD night.

5 Proud East Coast Liberal { 02.14.09 at 5:10 pm }

@Automatic – LOL, I forgot about when Kylie was gonna release a jazz album.

6 love-jonny { 05.20.09 at 9:46 pm }

Loving the ‘love profusion’ mixxx.

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