Lady Gaga Meets Queen Of England, Teacup Related Jokes Ensue.

Photo courtesy of Lady Gaga Argentina.

Today, Lady Gaga met the Queen of England while in town to perform at the Royal Variety Performance, an annual show attended by the British Royal Family.

Photo courtesy of Lady Gaga Argentina.

As you can see by the demented, stilted piano legs and the levitating seat paired with the 40-foot dress train, Gaga opted for a more subtle production of “Speechless,” purely out of respect for the Royal Family.

Later, just as she did backstage with Janet Jackson only one day ago, Lady Gaga and the Queen were seen huddled together on the Opera House balcony, trading teacups, sharing tea-related tales, and discussing the varying methods of holding-the-pinky-out while sipping.

Quickly thereafter, Gaga boarded a magical hovercraft and sped away to Costa Rica for a brief spa stay with Oprah and Gossamer the Monster, followed by a Rainer Marie Rilke-inspired slam poetry session with Ellen Degeneres, the prime minister of France, and Batman.

All in a hard day’s work!