Britney Looks Like An Easy Earth Girlney With Iggalien Azalea On The “Pretty Girls” Single Art

by Bradley Stern

The Legendary Miss Britney Spears ain’t done with extraterrestrial exploration quite yet. With just a few days to go, a few thirsty Brit Brit stans managed to find the official cover art for “Pretty Girls” a little early on Shazam. And B-Girl’s looking like a pretty gir — uh, alien, y’all. LIKE AN ALLLIIIEEENNN. (#BuyBritneyJeanOniTunes)… Read the full article


Britney Is Getting Her Own Mobile Game In 2016: 5 Potential Game Ideas

by Bradley Stern

The global outcry for fair and adequate representation of The Legendary Miss Britney Spears within the gaming world has been heard loud and clear…as it very well should be. While the grassroots fan initiative to vote Britney’s Dance Beat Britney into the upcoming installment on Nintendo’s Super Smash Bros. rages on in the trenches of… Read the full article


“Tom’s Diner”: The Genius Of Britney’s Disco Daydream With Giorgio Moroder

by Bradley Stern

UPDATE: Two months later, Britney has (finally!) added the song to her VEVO this evening, along with a legendary handwritten postcard. #SomethingMorePersonal! Let us shake our umbrellas and pour the milk in celebration — and demand a full single treatment. ———————— Good things come to those who wait. They…also come to those who can’t be bothered… Read the full article


“Tom’s Diner” Clip: A Taste Of Britney And Giorgio Moroder’s Left-Lane ‘Deja Vu’ Disco Serving

by Bradley Stern

Duh duh duh da, duh duh duh da… Come on in, sit yourselves down, and allow Giorgio Moroder and The Legendary Miss Britney Spears to serve you some nice, hot cheesy grits and a nice cup o’ sweet tea. With Déjà Vu on the way this June, it’s almost inevitable that the album’s most highly anticipated… Read the full article


Britney Is Officially Performing At The 2015 Billboard Music Awards

by Bradley Stern

Time to put the rumors to bed & take #PrettyGirls to the stage! CAN’T WAIT to perform w/ @IGGYAZALEA at the #BBMAs! — Britney Spears (@britneyspears) April 22, 2015 It’s official, bitch: The Legendary Miss Britney Spears will be performing for the Pretty Girls (and boys) all around the world at the 2015 Billboard Music Awards.  B-Girl… Read the full article


“Fuckin’ Assholes”: Outburstney Blesses The Lessers In The Crowd At ‘Piece Of Me’

by Bradley Stern

The Legendary Miss Britney Spears is known for jumping over drama and landing on her feet. But every now and then, things get a little #chaotic in concert, leading to what is considered one of the most wonderful Spearitual happenings of all: Outburstney. Where were you when Britney declared Britmas in the middle of March at The… Read the full article


Britney Could Be A Character In Nintendo’s Next ‘Super Smash Bros.’

by Bradley Stern

You know the fanbase is parched when we’re rallying to get our fave noticed by Nintendo. While the Britney Army not-so-patiently awaits the premiere of the Living Legend’s upcoming collaborations with both disco legend Giorgio Moroder and everyone’s favorite rapper Iggy Azalea (“Pretty Girls”), some fans of The Holy Spearit have since latched on to a poll… Read the full article


Matthew Koma Confirms He’s Working On Britney’s New Album, Too

by Bradley Stern

Giorgio Moroder. The Invisible Men. And now, Matthew Koma. The Legendary Miss Britney Spears might be taking her sweet, sweet time to slowly but surely work on her forthcoming left-lane artsy fartsy rock opus, but the producers involved keep coming out of the woodwork for Album Nineney. While we cry watching the days (REFERENCE) until B-Girl finally shows us… Read the full article


Britney Hits The Car Wash For Day 2 Of “Pretty Girls” Video Shoot

by Bradley Stern

The Legendary Miss Britney Spears is at the car wash, y’all! (The enduring impact of Legend X‘s Shark Tale soundtrack contribution!) The Pretty Girl and her galpal I-G-G-Y had some fun pushin’ hot Bugatti Jeep whips around LA yesterday afternoon lookin’ like the new cast members of Bravo’s Real Housewives Of MILF County, and today, B’s headed down to the car… Read the full article


Britney Rolls Up, Rolls Windows Down And Teases New “Pretty Girls” Lyrics

by Bradley Stern

The Legendary Miss Britney Spears is lookin’ real pretty these days, isn’t she? So pretty! After posing with some Pretty Girls in a dance studio just yesterday (REFERENCE), Brit Brit took to Twitter this afternoon to go boom boom bay-beh and pick us up in her Muhsaydays in a parking lot (fun fact: every car that B-Girl gets… Read the full article